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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

tastefullyoffensive:

[tomgauld]

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”